humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
remember when katara smashed the patriarchy
oatmeal topped with microwave-baked slices of apple, crunchy peanut butter, dots of raspberry jam and sprinkled cinnamon. also, the obligatory black coffee in my sisters moomin mug on the side. perfect breakfast!
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
im gonna beat exams the same way eren jeager beats titans
full of anger and having no fucking idea what im doing
I have whole worlds inside me
that I only let people visit
one continent at a time.
I think I might be frightened
that my geography is not desirable.
That I am not terraformed to suit you.
I feel bad asking you to
love a girl who’s 90% ocean.
You’ve always needed more stability
than the sea can give.
- elisabeth hewer
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits